I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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