i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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