you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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