I need help removing her.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
