i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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