why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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