Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize
