About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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