He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
that's an acceptable place to lick
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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