But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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