You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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