This girl is more easily done than said...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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