pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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