"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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