Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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