It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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