oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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