Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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