You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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