This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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