i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Randomize
