I'm sorry my penis didn't work
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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