Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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