You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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