you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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