dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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