Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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