Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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