Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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