put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My legs feel like baby dolphins
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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