Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(563): View more from Iowa

I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

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(512): View more from Texas

Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.

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(614): View more from Ohio

you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die

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(585): View more from New York

She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.

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(425): View more from Washington

I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.

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