i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
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I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.