I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.