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I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"

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(678): I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute" http://tfl.nu/6gqy

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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown

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Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps

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(210): stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown (281): Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps http://tfl.nu/xa4c

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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks

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well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person

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(818): dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks (626): well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person http://tfl.nu/xqyj

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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?

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(310): do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking? http://tfl.nu/6m2c

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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.

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(313): Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack. http://tfl.nu/j0gt

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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"

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(316): I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex" http://tfl.nu/rqj6

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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.

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(502): If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was. http://tfl.nu/20o3

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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.

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(498): You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/rks2

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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap

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(425): You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap http://tfl.nu/o5dz

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he laminated a picture of his dick.

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(209): he laminated a picture of his dick. http://tfl.nu/x5jy

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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006

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(503): I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006 http://tfl.nu/o4mq

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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.

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(217): I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in. http://tfl.nu/j76d

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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.

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(218): You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears. http://tfl.nu/cuw5

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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.

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(303): You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June. http://tfl.nu/llud

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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!

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(573): Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go! http://tfl.nu/7mkv

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