Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
This is the high leading the old right now
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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