my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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