Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I deserve this hangover.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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