So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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