btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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