We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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