sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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