btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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