think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'm really busy with my period
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