I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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