I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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