Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm always down for nudity.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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