I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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