Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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