Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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