fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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