Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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