fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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