Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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