The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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