Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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