hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
