You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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