I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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