help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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