I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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