I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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