can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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